King or Bishop?

Either way... I would play chess with this adorable little guy.
I wish I could remember what I was searching for when I found this.

5K run/walk

Of course this is what you would find.....right?!?!?!

So anyone need some horseradish???

To dixi, Love stef

Beware of Baby Vampires!

Joan, is that you?

Does this seem phallic to you?

WHORE!

This is him! The man I see all over iStock. He is an iStock whore. When looking at all the different professions... he has done everything and your Mom.

I love his face in this picture though. Maybe he really will die... Hehehehehe.

Fucking Scary!

Who the hell would do this?

What are you saving?

If my finger was stuck up some pig's @$$, I wouldn't be smiling...

Ouch

I was searching for grocery or produce or something... and I found "ist2_1853687_big-phallic-squash-with-condom.jpg"

Go big or go home... and I hope you have a big bottle of lube... cause DAMN!

My Life

THE END